aaronburrssexdungeon:

holy shit

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shirleyjacksons:

i know this will make me sound old and boring but once i’m home for the night i’m home. i don’t like upsetting my plans even when i don’t have any. yes it’s only 8pm but i spent the whole evening believing i’m not going anywhere, i cannot perceive or be perceived right now, try again later

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damnalreadytakenurl:

5luv:

5luv:

5luv:

there’s an ariana stan on twitter who got her phone taken off her and is accessing it thru any device she can find lmaoooo

you cannot make this shit up

free our girl dorothy

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fivetrillionelves:

Zagreus: Father, I am curious. In all of my expeditions into the underworld I have never once encountered the legendary hero Bophades. Would you happen to know where he is?

Hades:  Foolish boy, do not trifle me with such matters. I have never heard of such a man and I am personally responsible for every shade that enters this accursed place. Who, or what, pray tell, is Bophades.

Zagreus:

llamagoddessofficial:

Me: Ugh why does my cat always meow at me until I come and stare at his full food bowl? It’s ridiculous

Google:

Me:

Me: [holding my cat’s face with tears in my eyes] im sorry i ever doubted you my son

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indoril-nerevar-mora:

💙 What would your OCs last words be (or if they’ve died what were their last words)? What were their final moments like? How did they die?

💧 What’s the worst pain your OC has ever been in? Mental or physical? What was the cause of this?

🔷 Has your OC ever had to leave something behind or abandon something they didn’t want to? Have they ever had this happen to them? How has this effected them over the years?

🔵 Has your OC lived through any particularly traumatic events? Does this event (or events) still effect them or have they tried to bury it? Is there a reason why this event is so traumatic for them?

❄️ What is (one of) their biggest regrets or biggest mistake they’ve made? Is there anything they can do to fix this or is it so far gone there’s no point anymore? Is this something they dwell on a lot?

💦 Does your OC have any self destructive habits? Addictions? Urges? What is the cause of these or the reason for them?

🌊 What is your OC like at their most depressive? In the middle of a breakdown? Having a panic attack? What are they like with dealing with anxiety and stress?

☄️ Does your OC struggle with their emotions and trauma? Do they find it easier to open up to strangers or those close to them if at all? Do they tend to hide their pain from everyone?

📘 Write a sad journal entry, an unsent letter or short sad drabble. + bonus, give a theme!

🔹 Does your OC have any scars? What are the stories behind them? Do they have any mental scars? Talk about the effects of their trauma in general on their day to day life.

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masochist-incarnate:

vzm:

vzm:

vzm:

kissa u

lova and embracea u

hava…….. crush on u

mario i don’t feel the same

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theweirdwideweb:

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